Saturday, May 17, 2008

Saturday

The conference got off to an early start and we were in full swing right up til almost 4 p.m. It was a very unique experience. So many of the doctors that I deal with now have the feel of 'family'. I had hugs from staff and doctors as they were leaving, and I even had a few kisses on the cheek as well.

As we left the hotel we were dodging raindrops, but by the time we arrived at the airport we were able to get into the terminal under clear skies. Our departure was briefly delayed, once on board the flight was relatively fast. I took over 180 pictures out of the plane on the way home.

The clouds were gorgeous. The mountains of West Virginia and Virginia were visible from the air - I have a few photos, but right now am not to sure of how they came out. At around 29,000 feet as luck had it I was the correct side of the plane and was able to take photos of the moon. Very neat. As we descended into Norfolk, I snapped photos of the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel, Virginia Beach, Peninsula, and shipyard. I'll post a few at a time as I edit them.











Walter called me after I had landed to let me know that a little manx had decided to slip into his apartment. She has come in and just begun to take over his home. She even took over his bed....She's been quite bossy and demanding. I told him to watch it or she would be demanding to stay...

Friday, May 16, 2008

Friday

This evening we went on a group outing to the Northfield track. We all had a good time, one of the group even won $1,300.00. Here are a few of the photos that I took while there.

I took these from the clubhouse restaurant which was behind huge windows. I was greatly pleased with the results, especially considering the distance that I had to zoom in to get the shots. I did try to take some later in the day, but I lost the light and the images didn't come out at all.




Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

5 minute management Course

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity
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Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Thursday

We made it safe and sound to Cleveland. I took these shots from the airplane window. The first couple are would be from over Virginia, and the final one is the Cleveland skyline.

I was finally able to get these up right before heading to bed. Enjoy!


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

YEAH

I made it through Wednesday! Now to only finish out the week with our conference. We'll be going full force until we hit the office on Saturday night. Hopefully we'll be able to pull this off without any snags.

I've had a pretty eventful week. I went out on Tuesday night and had dinner at PF Changs with a friend. Nice restaurant, but the conversation was much more memorable than the food. Walter was so silly - he told me my curfew was 10 p.m. I made it home by then, and what did he want, but me to pick him up a chicken sandwich from Wendy's.

This evening has been something...I'm finally getting the packing done for the trip and I even managed to slip in packing four boxes of books for the move next Saturday. I've been so busy with everything I really haven't gotten all the stuff ready to move that I need to. I really do need to make a stop at the liquor store or have someone to do it for me so I can get some boxes. It may look like I'm an alcoholic moving into the new place, but the boxes are sturdy.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

SUPPORT

I know it is early, but if we all show our support now, by November we should have everything sorted out.

There are less than eight months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the President of all Americans, not just Democrats or Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. Its time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of John McCain, please drive with your headlights on during the day.

If you support Obama or Hillary, please drive with your headlights off at night.

Thank you.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

My Mother's Day

Although the day has been cool and rainy, I have had a pleasant day, although rainy day. Walter took me out for a Mother's Day lunch to Texas de Brazil. Yum. I thought there for a little while that he was going to slip off in to a meat induced coma. When I left him a little while ago I do believe he was headed to take a nap.

I snapped this little guy sitting on the Walter's deck - he has that look of "What?" Which pretty much sums up the way the afternoon has been going.

I've been spending the afternoon curled up on the sofa, reading. Since I haven't taken the time to go out and get a new television yet. It has been the perfect weather for it.
Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Thought For the Day: "Freedom, like soap, can lose its strength if watered down. It is a package deal - with it come responsibilities and consequences. Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought!"

No Enemies

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

















'I outlived the bitches.'

Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's today.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Lewis Ginter Botanical Gardens

I took Mom out for a girls day today. We started off the morning by leaving out early to go to Lewis Ginter Botanical Gardens. I picked up Mom a year pass so that she can go back anytime that she wants.

This cardinal was an elusive fellow. We chased him or one of his brothers all the way through the garden. We finally caught up with him and had the dickens of a time actually getting a photo. He kept hiding in the tree.

This Canadian goose was sitting on her nest. We would have missed her totally if she hadn't moved her head when I was sitting on the bench beside her. We took off back around the pond to get a better angle on her and when we got around to the front side of her she stayed nicely posed for us the entire time.




The pitcher plants were on a little island in the middle of the pond. There were hundreds of them. There were a few that I tried taking laying on the pathway. The final flowers of the day were water lillies. This one came out really well. I like the way that it reflects on the water.

Then we were off to Olive Garden for lunch followed by an afternoon of pampering - manicures, pedicures and eyebrow shapings. Fun stuff. Especially the massaging pedicure chairs. Relaxing!

After I got back home, I have been hanging out at Walter's house. Since I'm without at television I've been watching Indiana Jones movies with him this evening. I got a real surprise when some purple finches showed up on the deck railing at Walt's apartment. Here are a couple of the shots that I was able to get through the sliding glass door.











Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

That moment 'just' before the pain begins...

Dr. Natalie sent me a few pictures this evening - I agree with her assessement "Just when you thought you were having a rough day....... there are days when I am glad I lack testosterone".


"I Didn't Marry This Job, I'm Just Dating It"
...The Value of Discretionary Effort

By Bill Catlette and Richard Hadden

My 33-year-old son recently remarked, "People no longer marry their jobs - they just date them." Having worked for virtually every casual-themed restaurant chain in America, he speaks from experience. When his comment finished sinking in, I realized two things; 1) He's right, and 2) That statement is pretty profound.

Not long ago, Economist.com ran a piece summarizing a European Union survey of the average job tenure of workers in each of 17 countries throughout Europe and North America. The average job span ranged from four years in the U.S. to 13 years in Greece. Even with the less-than-stellar odds that come with wedding vows, four years is still probably closer to dating territory than marriage, right? Score one for the kids.

When one considers the amount of fooling around that occurs early in a relationship (work or personal), and the absolute dysfunction that exists in the breakup stage, there isn't a lot of productive time in the middle. So, in the workplace, managers are faced with about a three-year window that is largely devoid of loyalty, commitment and - but for occasional outbreaks - passion. We're just dating!

It should be no surprise, then, that in one "engagement" study after another (e.g., Tower Perrin, Gallup), people are shown to be operating with the 'ole effort meter at something well shy of "balls to the wall." More specifically, most people are, by their own admission, contributing only 60-70 percent of their maximum effort to their job. But here's where it gets interesting; most folks allow that, under the right circumstances, they could and would contribute more effort...a lot more. In other words, inside each of us there is a wellspring of effort - discretionary effort (we call it, "Oomph") - just waiting to get out. Sadly, too much of it goes home at day's end, unspent.

There are many ways managers can tap into this discretionary effort, which is one of the greatest natural (and free) sources of competitive advantage. On the premise that the default position for Oomph for most people is "on," one of the smartest things we manager-types can do is to avoid turning the spigot off. Some thoughts:

Work needs to matter

When people begin to entertain the question, "What's the point?" their "Oomph" pumps start shutting down. That happens when they begin to question whether their jobs have any real value to anyone - their managers, the organizaino, or most of all, customers.

With alarming regularity, managers assign people to a project, creating the impression that the resultant work will be applied to some important organizational need. Initially, the worker exerts significant discretionary effort, proudly presenting the finished product to the manager who requested it. When the product is then relegated to the shelf, never to see the light of day, the worker learns that it's not in his or her best interest to put too much into such requests. "Oomph" off.

Standards are lax

In some organizations, it doesn't seem to matter if the work is done well only that it gets done. People soon adopt the stance that, "If my manager doesn't care whether or not I knock myself out, I certainly don't."

Hardworking people want to work in the company of equally competent, commited and honest individuals. They will pull someone else's weight for a while, especially if there's a good reason, one they understand. But they're loath to bear others' yokes for the duration of the journey. Similarly, whn managers turn a blind eye to dishonest, unethical or unprofessional behavior, there are serious downside implicaitons for discretionary effort. It sends signals you don't want to send, and slows things down by diluting trust.

One of the surest, fastest ways to tank "Oomph" is by lowering your hiring and performance standards.

Jeromy Williams, owner-operator of a Jacksonville, FL Chick-fil-A - company widely known and appreciated for utilizing the discretionary effort of its employees - says, "Everybody goes through three interviews. We don't just hire people off the street. We'll all work twice as hard for as long as we have to until we find the right one."

With a little luck and some hard work, we should be surrounded by people who are eager to do good work, and proud of it when they do. Why is it then that so many of these bright, well-intentioned employees end up losing their "Oomph"? Here's five reasons why...

1. Because managers have the audacity to tell people that they are "empowered" to do their work, yet they place ridiculous limits on their ability to fix problems and satisfy customers. If your people can't unilaterally commit an amount of the company's funds equivalent to a month of their salary or wages to satisfy a customer, stop using the term, "empowered."

2. Because there's a "supervisor" for every six or seven worker bees. Do your people really need that much supervision? Are they that incompetent?

3. Because managers bail their people out constantly, or worse, take over when they see them struggling. "Oh, forget it. I'll just do it myself." Truth be known, everyone needs the benefit of some real live fire practice opportunities. As Mark Twain put it, "A man who carries a cat home by the tail learns ten times as much as one who only watches."

4. Because too often, managers burden folks deemed bright, experienced, and well-intentioned when they're hired with a "To-Do't List" of policies and procedures that cause them to lose any appetite for using their brains. Or, because managers insist on personally reviewing and approving any informatino, recommedations or reports that are destined for points north of them in the food chain.

5. Because entirely too often, managers keep paying those who consistently require the kind of supervisory over-sight spelled out in items 1-4 above.

It's been said that, in the final analysis, you really can't motivate people. While that's an argument best left for another day, one thing is for sure; work gets done a lot better and a lot faster if we don't de-motivate our people in the first place. Good luck and Godspeed. ## From the The Virginia Engineer, May 2008, p. 24-25

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Thursday

The day started off pretty well, until Verizon showed up at the office to begin the change over of our phone service. The phone room is a mess and it is requiring a whole lot more to get it working than just flipping a couple of switches. I can hardly wait to get the mess over with....

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Thought For the Day:
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Play Ball

Bill and Hillary Clinton are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first box seat row, Secret Service agents directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the Agent, and then nods his head NO.

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him that the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the low box seat fence sprawling head over heels onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming "I'll kill you! You @ #$!&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..

The crowd goes absolutely wild; fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that, I would never have believed how much everyone would enjoy that!" Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, Bill asks him, "What's wrong?".

The agent replies, "Mr. President, I said they wanted you to throw out the first "Pitch".

Fair Tax

At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which sort of taxation they found fairest.

There was a pause, and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand. "The poll tax," he said.

"But the poll tax was repealed," replied the commissioner.

"I know," declared the man, "that's what I like about it."

A Long Walk

In a remote village in Central America the word got out among the peoples of the region that one of the American missionaries that had served this country for many years was about to return to the US to live our the remaining years of her life.

The nationals desired to honor her for her years of service with a public time of appreciation. News of the event went to all parts of the country in which the missionary was known to the people. One very old and very poor man walked to the ceremony over mountainous terrain for 4 days to bring his gift to the missionary.

The gift consisted of 2 coconuts, but it was all the man had. The missionary recognized the man as coming from the remote village in the mountains.

"Brother, I cannot believe that you would walk so far to present me with this gift," said the missionary to the man.

His response? "Long walk part of gift."

Graveside Observation

A newly widowed man stood at the cemetery next to his wife's casket. When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder.

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."

Tail Whacker

A woman was working in her yard with the weed whacker, when she accidentally cut off the tail of her cat.

She ran screaming into the house, and told her husband, wondering what to do.

He replied calmly, "Get the cat, and the tail, and we'll take them to Wal-Mart."

She was incredulous. "How could that possibly help?" she asked.

"Well," he replied, "they're the world's largest retailer."

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Wednesday

Boy did my morning start off wrong. The boss was not a happy camper this morning and it showed. Everyone did their best to stay out of the way and keep things on a even keel. I do believe that by the end of the day that things had simmered down.

Walter came by the office around 5:45 p.m. to pick me up to head over to Innsbrook for the CCR concert. I surely didn't think that we were going to make it in time, but luck was with us and we only missed part of the opening band. The crowd grew greatly after we arrived, so in the end I didn't feel too bad about arriving as late as we did.

There was one particularly funny sight that I saw that I really couldn't hardly believe, and I will probably laugh about it for years to come. A police officer for the county was using a slim-jim to break into his police cruiser! It was a riot. He spent probably 15-20 minutes working on trying to get into the driver's side door when he must have just gave up on it only to move on to the passenger side door to try it there. One of the older officers must have took pity on him, because he came over and popped that lock right away. Poor thing - the embarrassment. Walter commented that it really instills confidence in law enforcement when they have a hard time getting into their own vehicles!

The concert was FANTASTIC! The little area of the crowd where we were was really into it and it was fun. I even was able to take a few photos other than the officer and even this little video clip. It's not too bad considering it was night, no tripod and the crowd was hopping!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Tuesday

Here it is Tuesday already? Hard to believe that the weekend went by so fast and Monday just screamed by. I did hit the gym after work yesterday. I'm right on schedule thus far.

This evening I didn't get in until nearly 8 p.m., I ran out to Alice's after work for a brief stop and then back on to the house. Just enough time for some dinner and "laundry". The fun never stops, but at least it is done until the first of next week. Then I'll really have to get it all together for the trip to Ohio.

Well tomorrow evening promises to be fun, Walter & I are headed to the Creedence Clearwater Revisited Concert at Innsbrook. Hopefully I'll be leaving work on time so that we're not late. The concert starts at 6:00 p.m. it will be close.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Sunday

What a nice day!


I spent the day just doing normal stuff and kicking around out of town. I did make it to one of the Parade of Home shows there. The place was gorgeous, and only $1.5 million.

I got in around 9 p.m. and was able to get to bed at a decent hour in preparation for the new work week.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Saturday

The trip was fun and I hustled back to make it in time for the Mother-Daughter Tea. As I was sailing through the apartment to get ready - I noticed only as I was leaving that my television and Archos were missing. Now not jumping to conclusions, I thought that Walter for some strange reason may have borrowed them, but that was not to be. Someone had broken into my apartment after Alice had been by and before I had returned.

I just made sure the door was locked and went on to the tea. I made it there on time and had a pleasant time. This is a collage of a few of the photos that I took.

I spent the rest of the afternoon with Chesterfield's finest and one of the techs who came out to check for fingerprints. No such luck finding any. We'll we all can't be as lucky as the CSI techs. Usually there aren't fingerprints but it was worth the shot.

So for lack of anything better to do on my part I headed back out of town for another evening. At least there was company and a television to watch. :)

Friday, May 2, 2008

Friday

Off early this weekend to visit with friends out of town. The trip is going to be fun and I am looking forward to getting out.

Alice is taking care of Carla for me for the evening. I'll be heading back in on Saturday for the Mother-Daughter Tea with Mom.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Thursday

We are still battling the phone companies. It is amazing how messed up something can get when two competing companies get involved. In order to get the matter resolved we had to take it all the way to the State Corporation Commission. Who would have thought? They tell us that the phones will be back today, but who knows for sure?

I hit the gym this evening. Time to get it all together. I'm shooting to make it a least three nights a week. It will help work off some of the stress from work.

REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears, that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that, too" she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today."