Seasonal Cartoon

I got this one in my email this evening. What a way to wrap the election campaigning in with Halloween.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Male or Female?
Freezer bags: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Photocopiers: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

Tires: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

Hot Air Balloons: Also a male object, becuase to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.

Sponges: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web Pages: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Trains: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

Egg Timers: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammers: Male because in the last 5000 years, they'ver hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

The Remote Control: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily give a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

Clerk Silence
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks,"W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.

The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

And the clerk just seems to ignore him.

Finally, the guy storms off in anger.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"

The clerk answers. . . "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"