Very Productive Weekend

I have spent the weekend working a a video for non-profit group. I was thrilled that I was able to get the first finished draft out to them before midday today. So far so good. I'm looking forward to the input from the organization.

Now to get my own self back on track with what I need to be doing with school for myself. It was beginning to seem that things were conspiring against me in my goal of finishing up my classes. Yes there were some real issues...computer problems, but they were only small hiccups that I allowed to snowball. Come Monday it will be the start of a new week and time to get things rolling in the right direction!

I was able to get out to visit with Mom this afternoon. We had a very pleasant visit. Dad even took a break from the sports broadcast to visit for a while as well.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Ten Commandments

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18. When you take the dog for a walk at night, you both use the same tree.