What a day! The house closed yesterday and we finally received the proceeds, which went directly into the bank. I'm planning on looking for a 'house' in the next couple of years. I've got a full year at the apartment before I need to make any decisions on what to do. I may stay here for a couple of years it will all depend upon how things go. BUT...next time I'm getting someone to move me. I don't want to do it again.
I drove Walt across the river this evening so that he could attend the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert with his buddy. He's catching a ride back with him, so it won't be necessary for me to go back this evening.
Elda's mom passed away today. The funeral services are on Saturday afternoon at 3:00 p.m.
Email & Newsletter Gleanings:
Thought For the Day: Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. - Ambrose Redmoon
Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on.
While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.
It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? Hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again.
My rear was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. I couldn't believe that my new rear was attached at least three inches lower than my original. Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.
It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time.
How clever and fiendish.
Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair, I gave up my T-shirts.
What could they do to me next?
My poor neck suddenly disappeared faster than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled. That's why I decided to tell my story.
I can't take on the medical profession by myself. Women of the world, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE! That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted," look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs-- and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!
This is not a hoax! This is happening to women in every town every night!
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old...You grow old because you stop laughing.
I drove Walt across the river this evening so that he could attend the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert with his buddy. He's catching a ride back with him, so it won't be necessary for me to go back this evening.
Elda's mom passed away today. The funeral services are on Saturday afternoon at 3:00 p.m.
Email & Newsletter Gleanings:
Thought For the Day: Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. - Ambrose Redmoon
WARNING STOLEN BODY PARTS
Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on.
While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago.
It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? Hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again.
My rear was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. I couldn't believe that my new rear was attached at least three inches lower than my original. Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion.
It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time.
How clever and fiendish.
Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair, I gave up my T-shirts.
What could they do to me next?
My poor neck suddenly disappeared faster than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled. That's why I decided to tell my story.
I can't take on the medical profession by myself. Women of the world, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE! That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted," look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs-- and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them!
This is not a hoax! This is happening to women in every town every night!
WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.
Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old...You grow old because you stop laughing.
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