Oh No! Friday the 13th!

Oh No! It's Friday the 13th! What are we all going to do....go to work, etc. just like normal. For those superstitious folks - lock yourself up tight and it will all be over in 24 hours. See you Saturday.

This evening I'm headed out to the house to help finalize the 'clean out'. So much stuff to move and trash. Dad's letting me borrow the truck tomorrow afternoon, after he's gone hunting of course, to haul stuff off to the dump. Tim's going to come by and do some shuffling of stuff to Alice's house; and maybe I'll be able to get a few things to Danielle over the weekend, that is if she is home from Lynchburg.

The office is a buzz this morning. The Executive VP has his family in visiting the office and today is the last day for one of the dentist in the office. One of the front office staff brought in a chocolate bundt cake to send him off in style.

Sean called to tell me about what was happening. He caught me up on what was going on with Hershey and Nibbles. They have been up to all kinds of antics. He and Dean are headed over to the house to work on the toolshed. Cleaning it out and sorting through the stuff. They are taking some of the big stuff over to LG's to be stored.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Thought for the Day: "The most wasted day of all is the day we have not lived... loved... and laughed..."

BLONDE JOKES

Okay, I know they aren't 'politically correct', but they really are funny no matter what color your hair is....

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

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Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that 1 out of every 4 children born in the world was Chinese.

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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor, "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

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Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.

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A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.

"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses."

"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."

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A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps some things hot and some things cold."

"Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!"

So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that,' he asked?

"Why, that's a thermos....it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.

Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"

The blond replied, "Two popsicles, and some coffee".