Saturday

Here we are on the last day of the conference. Things have been hustling along at a rapid pace allthewhile feeling like things are dragging along at a snail's pace.

I guess it could be because as soon as we finish up it will be time to commence packing up for our company trip to Philadelphia (leaving on Sunday afternoon). At the same time I should and probably will be actively working on getting more boxes unpacked from the move. I think I'm suffering from a bit of "Clutter Overload". Too many boxes and not enough order.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

The Clock
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh,' said the man. Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's,' replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Hillary's clock?' asked! the man.

'Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'