Email & Newsletter Gleanings:
Thought For the Day: OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel. OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel. Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel. Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil! Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel ass!!!
"Grandma, when you and Grandpa had your first baby, did Grandpa ever handle the middle-of-the-night feeding?"
"No. I always did that."
"That must have been before you had women's liberation."
"No, it was before we had baby bottles."
Actual couples, I copied the names from the wedding announcements attached to an email that I got last week. Some of these are just plain wrong. I sure hope that these folks take the advice and don't hypenate.
Looney-Warde
Best-Lay
Busch-Rash
Wang-Holder
Beaver-Wetter
Traylor-Hooker
Hardy-Harr
Wendt-Adaway
Filler-Quick
Dunnam-Favors
Drinkwine-Layer
Gowen-Geter
Weener-Whipple
Peters-Rising
Kuntz-Dick
Butts-McCracken
Aikin-Johnson
Bush-Graber
Wacker-Dailey
McDonald-Berger
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