I slept wonderfully last night. I woke up to snow still on the ground - but not enough to keep me home. It was good getting back to church.
Email & Newsletter Gleanings:
Amish
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.'
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands,.You'll get more.'
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