Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Tuesday

I've got to deal with a weird computer issue this weekend. It looks like I'll be taking the computer all the way back to out of the box so that I can make sure that all the necessary help files are installed. It surely seems like that there would be an easier way, but there isn't.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

USRSF
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
  1. The season opened today.
  2. There is no limit.
  3. They taste just like chicken.
  4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, your mama, or Jesus.
  5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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