Saturday

So far we have had a wonderful Spring day to enjoy. Quite renewing the perfect weather to stroll about barefoot.

I put Tweat out on the patio to take in the fresh air. About this time she starts 'talking' to the other birds. It makes up for all the time indoors and couped up all winter. Before I got into the apartment I had been taking her outside for large chunks of time from the beginning of Spring up into the late Fall. As long as she's got plenty of water and is up so that no cat can get her I like to let her have the time outside. Shhe seems to really enjoy it. I was able to get this photo of her through the case while she was outside this morning.

I went out this morning to do a bit of shopping. After finding the perfect pants last weekend I wanted to get a couple of more pair, but alas all they had was 1 additional pair in the store. But one is better than none.

I did a little browsing in Marshalls and found a computer bag that will hold my laptop, and it was on clearance too!!! The one I have now is beginning to fall apart and It won't hold up well on an airline flight. So now I'm set for the upcoming trip to Nashville in April and the trip to Ohio in May.

I've been working on cleaning out my desk and getting rid of the unnecessary stuff that I can do away with. No sense in moving junk if I don't have to.

The Robins were having a field day this morning and afternoon. I was able to take a number of photos of them as they were out hunting for their lunch. I had lots of opportunity to capture them in various places around the field. I've been working on getting used to working with the camera. There are still a lot of functions on the camera that I've not got the hang of yet. But it's coming along.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Thoughts for the weekend:

• Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
• If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
• Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Ponderisms

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway...

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

But Most Of All, Remember!

• A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

Turner Brown

Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."

Mike just faints away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him.

He asks, "Are you Ok??"

In a very weak voice Mike says: "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says: "When I saw the curious look on your face I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around'."

Possibilities If Women Ruled The World

There can never be too many rolls of toliet paper in a bathroom. How many times have you had to replace the roll?

The "manogram" plainly speaks for itself. Ouch!

The any key idea is cute - could come in pretty handy for those computer novices.

Chaining the toliet seat down makes great sense, especially overnight.

Hey, I've even used this Black & Decker tool kit once or twice my own self.