Wednesday, February 11, 2009

When Dogs Attack

Well, Walter gave me a call this morning at the office to report on the fracus that occurred in our yard last night. He had heard a dog chasing a cat last night and some questionable noises following so this morning he went out after I left and discovered that a feral cat dead in our backyard. He did some looking around and from what he saw it appears that the neighbors dog took out after the cat, that was sitting next to our deck, and chased it towards the wooded area behind the houes. The cat got about 30 feet before the dog got it. From his account the cat was torn up (not a pretty sight at all). He went next door and talked to the neighbors about it and found out that they have a pitbull. Lovely! Just what we need next door. I hadn't seen that particular dog at all. I knew that there they had a small dog, but a pit bull. No fun whatsoever.

This means we are going to have to watch more closely when we let Carla out in the evenings and probably during the day as well. I wouldn't want the same thing to happen to her - I mean she's not much larger than a big cat.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Stupid Women #@^*">>?##

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a

In a brand new Cadillac

Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man,

I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped

My electric shaver,
Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.
In all
The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked

My cellphone

Away from my ear
Which fell

Into the coffee
Between my legs,
And burned

Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the darn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
Stupid women drivers

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