Monday

Welcome to a brand new week. This will be the first full week of school here. Here's to all the family that is in school. Ya'll have a great week.

I sort of just piddled around all day yesterday. Nothing particularly exciting.

I did try out a new Sunday school class aka Fellowship class. We had an interesting teacher and a number of new people in the class. I'm going to give it a few weeks to see if it is where I want to stay or not. Last night at choir practice we tried out another prospective choir director. This one was good. He even has Manchester Choral Department credentials. His style of directing is quite a bit like Paul's and he has a lot of energy.

After church last night I went out to Shoney's with Jeanie & her girls - we had fun. I showed the girls how to whistle through their straws. They thought it was a hoot.

Well time to get off to work for the day. Everyone have a great one...Later

Great day at work today. Loads of stuff accomplished. Heather & I had the third pea in our pod start work today. Brian joined us this morning and hit the ground running. Great Day!

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Thought For the Day: Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.