Saturday, October 27, 2007

Saturday

I'm up and ready to head down for another terrific day. The new guys are all ready to hit the ground running. As for me, every time I hear the presentation, I learn something new. It really make me wonder why some of this information isn't "taught" in school.

The conference finished off with a bang. It was a good day. I had the car all packed up and was leaving the conference around 4 p.m., on my way to the office to finish up one final thing before heading home.

Sean's over visiting this evening, as well as Walter. We're going to have some dinner here in a little while then watch a movie or tow before hitting the hay to get plenty of rest so that we can head off to the Celtic Festival early in the morning.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:


For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

MEN ARE LIKE...
  1. Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
  2. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
  3. Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
  4. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
  5. Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
  6. Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
  7. Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
  8. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
  9. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
  10. Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
  11. Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
  12. Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
  13. Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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