Thursday Evening

I had an interesting evening. While I was taping a teleconference this evening Walter noted that there was a reoccuring question that kept being asked, "Just call Judy?" Well, about this point, Walter decided that I needed a t-shirt that reads "NO". His second observation was that those on the teleconference weren't necessarily paying attention as well as they should, because they repeatedly asked the same questions. How's that for an outsiders observation?

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

True Love

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names'

The old man hung his head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' he said, 'Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared to death to ask her what it is!'

{Walter says she probably thinks her name is Honey, My Love, or Darling too!}

The Four Cats!
This funny came from a retired government employee!!!! Obviously they can laugh at themselves.
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were .

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ..........Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said 'Measure, do your stuff.'

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'

The Government Employee called his cat and said....'Coffee Break.....do your stuff.'

Coffee Break jumped to his feet...........

ate the cookies...............

drank the milk..............

sh*t on the paper....................

screwed the other three cats.....................

claimed he injured his back while doing so.................

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions........

put in for Workers Compensation...............

and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave..............!!!!!!!!!!