Thursday, February 11, 2010

Back to the Office

I'm beginning to lose track of what day it is, since we're missing so much time from work, due to snow. I'm pretty sure that it is Thursday, so here we are at the end of another week facing another possible snow this weekend. I'm sure that I'm not the only who is ready for all of this cold stuff to be over with for the season. I'm surely looking forward to Spring. If the pattern holds out - I'm betting that come, August we'll have some 100-degree days at least for a week.

Bounce & Carla had the house to themselves today. Bounce was a good boy while I was gone - he didn't tear up anything and waited until I go home to let him out to go potty. Yeah!!!

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Inspirational- 4 Worms Church Sermon!

4 Worms Church Sermon!

For those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap! Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol-Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke- Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup -

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration???"

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service

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