Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Wednesday

I found out some surprising news when I checked in on my email & followed the instructions that it contained. Danielle posted some really terrific news yesterday evening: "It is official. Faith has a tooth!! ...and working on 3 more."

Lilly just climbed into her basket of "puppy toys" and picked out something, and climbed back out. It was so cute. When she does it again I'll have to whip out the camera to get a picture. I even caught Carla picking out a toy from the basket. It was so cute, she pulled out a rawhide ear.

Mom dropped by this afternoon with several pictures that she had printed for me. It was so sweet of her. She even had wallets done for the boys. Our cartoon of the day is from L.G. - it was in the "Granny Bag" that we got over the weekend. It really was funny, since we had had so much rain over the past few weeks.

I did a terrible thing this afternoon. Since all the dogs were awake, I thought that I would take the opportunity to vaccum the downstairs area. Of course there wasn't a lick of trouble until....I turned on the vaccum. You would have thought that I had set off a firecracker behind Lilly.

She bolted out of the room so fast I didn't even have the opportunity to see where she lit out to. I did all the rooms downstairs, then started looking for her. She was no where to be found. I even went so far to look behind the washer & dryer (where she had gotten stuck before). I took the vaccum upstairs and started working on those rooms, and thought that I would "scare" her out of hiding, but I didn't have to - I found her sitting between the bed and the wall in my room. She wasn't too sure about the vaccum, now I know that she'll avoid it like the plague. It was too funny. It tuckered her out so much that she fell right to sleep.

Sean went out this evening to go to the school night at the Skate-A-Way. He went with one of his friends. It is a short event, but they will have a good time.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Thoughts for the Day:
  • “Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intelligence.” —Dr. Samuel Johnson
  • “I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.” —Will Rogers
Honesty

A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party.

The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, "What time did you get in last night?"

"Not too late, Dad." she replied nervously.

Dead-panned, her father said, "Then I'll have to talk with the paperboy about putting my paper under the front tire of the car."

Ol' Spot

A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house each month.

When it came time for Jimmy and Susie Brown to have the dinner at their house, like many women, Susie wanted to outdo all the others and prepare a meal that was the best that any of them had ever lapped a lip over.

A few days before the big event, Susie got out her cookbook and decided to have mushroom smothered steak.

When she went to the store to buy some mushrooms, she found the price for a small can was more than she wanted to pay. She then told her husband, "We aren't going to have mushrooms, because they are too expensive."

He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty of them right in the creek bed."

She said, "No, I don't want to do that, because I have heard that wild mushrooms are poison."

He then said, "I don't think so. I see the varmints eating them all the time and it never has affected them."

After thinking about this, Susie decided to give this a try and got in the pickup and went down in the pasture and picked some.

She brought the wild mushrooms back home and washed them, sliced and diced them to get them ready to go over her smothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and got Ol' Spot's (the yard dog) bowl and gave him a double handful. She even put some bacon grease on them to make them tasty.

Ol' Spot didn't slow down until he had eaten every bite. All morning long, Susie watched him and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them.

The meal was a great success, and Susie even hired a lady from town to come out and help her serve. She had on a white apron and a little cap on her head. It was first class.

After everyone had finished, they all began to kick back and relax and socialize. The men were visiting and the women started to gossip a bit.

About this time, the lady from town came in from the kitchen and whispered in Susie's ear. She said, "Mrs. Brown, Spot just died."

With this news, Susie went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor said, "It's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quick as I can get there. We will pump out everyone's stomach and everything will be fine. Just keep them all there and keep them calm."

It wasn't long until they could hear the wail of the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road.

When they got there, the EMTs got out with their suitcases and a stomach pump and the doctor arrived shortly thereafter. One by one, they took each person into the master bedroom and pumped out their stomach.

After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now, and he left."

They were all looking pretty peaked sitting around the living room, and about this time, the town lady came in and said, "You know, that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot never even stopped."

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