Sunday, April 1, 2007

April Fool's

Today is the day for all the practical jokers out there to do their stuff.

This morning Carla has been having a small fit over the babies, Hershey and Nibbles. Told you a name would just appear. She thinks that she is suppose to get to play with them. She has licked them when they are up on the cage sides climbing. I guess she is trying to be momma and make sure they are clean.

I worked at moving stuff over to the apartment with Walter this afternoon. It is amazing how many trips it takes to put stuff into the apartment. The big stuff gets moved on Saturday. Then I'll be able to get everything completely set up and into a good working order.

We had two car loads of boxes and stuff, we even picked up a bunch of boxes from Mom & Dad's house. While we were out there I got to see the dogwood tree that I had put out there. It had two blossoms on it! I'm so happy. I started that little tree with two leaves and now after about four years it has two blossoms.

Tonight is the big drama production at church. We are having the drama of the Last Supper at 6:00 p.m this evening. All the cast having been preparing for quite some time. A number of the men have been growing out their beards as well.

The production was a huge success, everyone did there very best and presented a very moving drama.

Email & Newsletter Gleanings:

Thought for the Day: "In the beginning all was void -- space -- nothingness. How did Universal Mind construct the planets, the firmaments, the earth and all things on and in it from this formless void? By first making a mental image on which to build." - Robert Collier

How Very Appropriate for the Day!

A Little Off Color...but funny nonetheless:

6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!"

She then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then turned to Molly and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

First, you have a dirty mind. Second, you didn't read your homework. And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed!!" (You could add a big April Fool's to the end of this one).

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