A True Redneck

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values God, family, home and country. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose rednecks to back me up. Squirrel guns, tire irons and grits -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. - anonymous

Ya'll know who ya' are....

• You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
• You might be a redneck if: you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
• You might be a redneck if: you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
• You might be a redneck if: you bow your head when someone prays.
• You might be a redneck if: you stand and place your hand over your heart when the National Anthem is played.
• You might be a redneck if: you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
• You might be a redneck if: you've never burned an American flag.
• You might be a redneck if: you know what you believe and aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
• You might be a redneck if : you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
• You might be a redneck if: you'd give your last dollar to a friend.