Well it happened, I skipped a day. I was as busy as a March hare on Wednesday. The normal work routine, plus throw in moving my desk from the conference room to a different area, then running by the church to paint scenery later that night.
Email & Newsletter Gleanings:
Thought for the Day: "Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow." --Melody Beattie
The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper.
Automobile for Sale
1985 Blue Volkswagen
Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.
Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes. Original fuel and oil. Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off.
Email & Newsletter Gleanings:
Thought for the Day: "Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow." --Melody Beattie
The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper.
Automobile for Sale
1985 Blue Volkswagen
Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.
Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes. Original fuel and oil. Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off.
The Ten Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven. But, so again, are thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one. (I couldn't decide which one either!)
Commandment 7.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry. That is why a wife treats her husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished..
The Conservative Nation
For victory in 2008, please forward this message to your family, friends and associates. Let's color the nation conservative once again!
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